Butt Dials, Budget Lies & Bronze Elon: Welcome to the United States of Whatever
Trump passes a budget on the backs of dead Democrats, the SAVE Act suppresses voters with flair, and 6 Representatives graze another plane like it’s a legislative bumper car.
Good morning, fellow dystopian-nightmare-havers! Hope your morning coffee is laced with something tasty and strong because this one is a doozy. Today’s snarkitorial is brought to you by CHAOS and the silver lining: with Trump back in the Oval Office, the punchlines are writing themselves.
The Budget Passed Because Ghosts Can’t Vote
Trump’s “big, beautiful…
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