So here we are. Just days after reports that Trump quietly walked back parts of his tariff plan—you know, the one where you pay more at the checkout aisle—he jumps on Truth Social like a drunk mall Santa trying to convince the kids he’s still magic.
He screams: “NOBODY is getting off the hook!” But buddy… you already let them off. You’re the guy yelling “the doors are locked!” as everyone runs out the back.
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Trump’s doing what he always does when he gets caught folding—he changes the subject, blames the “Fake News,” and pretends tariffs are now part of a magical “National Security Bucket.” What the hell is that? Sounds like a sad KFC combo for fascists.
And let’s not miss the irony: this man just admitted in interviews that tariffs raise prices, and now he’s back on social media trying to cosplay as the tariff Terminator. Spoiler alert: if Trump was a real tough guy, he wouldn’t need to explain himself in ALL CAPS.
A quick break… more on Trump’s shitty economy below…
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We all hate him, right? You know who I’m talking about. And your dog does too. The poor thing hears you trying to reason with the screen all damn day.
Here’s what’s really going on: Trump floated a 10% tariff on all imports. The markets panicked. Economists said it would raise prices. So now, to avoid looking like a clown at Costco, he’s trying to rebrand retreat as resolve.
He’s lying to your face, hoping you’re too broke, busy, or bamboozled to remember what he said last week.
And don’t forget the kicker—tariffs are taxes on YOU. Not China. Not the corporations. You. The American consumer. He slaps a flag on it, calls it “America First,” and hopes you won’t notice your groceries cost more than your rent.
So the next time Trump posts one of these sweaty manifestos about being “tough on trade,” ask yourself: If he’s so tough, why does he keep lying about what he just said on live TV?
Because in Trump’s world, tariffs are tough—until people notice they suck. Then it's time to yell “Fake News” and change the subject.
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