Elon GUTS Nuclear Experts, Then BEGS Them to Return
The absurdity of laying off nuclear warhead experts—and begging them to come back 24 hours later
On February 13, 2025, the National Nuclear Security Administration (NNSA) did something so profoundly stupid that even the most cynical among us had to pause and ask: Are we actually this dumb?
Under the direction of the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE)—yes, that’s really what it’s called—led by none other than billionaire tech-bro-in-chief Elo…
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