So Elon Musk just called Peter Navarro “a moron”, “Peter Retarrdo” and “dumber than a sack of bricks.” Which is funny, because the only thing dumber than this slap-fight is the fact that we’re supposed to take either of these guys seriously. It’s like watching a Twitter cage match between a Bond villain with Wi-Fi and a dollar store version of Dr. Evil.
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One’s a fake economist who invented a fictional expert—literally made up a guy named “Ron Vara” to quote in his books. That’s not analysis, that’s fan fiction with spreadsheets. And the other? A rocket-launching oligarch whose idea of diplomacy is memeing with fascists and firing employees by emoji.
But somehow, this is the “debate” we’re having about America’s trade future?
Musk says, “He ain’t built shit.” Yeah, well, Pete built an entire academic career out of pretending tariffs are magic. The only thing Navarro’s ever manufactured is delusion—100% Made in America.
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Here’s the truth: This isn’t about tariffs or trade or “protecting American industry.” It’s a playground brawl over power. Musk wants to protect Tesla's bottom line. Navarro wants to protect Trump’s fantasy of bringing back 1950s factories powered by jingoism and lead paint.
Meanwhile, YOU? You’re stuck paying higher prices for everything while two guys with massive platforms and even bigger egos throw poop at each other like overpaid zoo animals.
And guess what? They both still support the same tax cuts, the same deregulation, the same capitalist casino that’s rigged against you. This feud isn’t rebellion—it’s theater. It’s pro wrestling for rich people.
So the next time Elon tweets about “freedom” or Navarro cries about “China stealing our jobs,” ask yourself: Who’s actually building a better future? Because from here, it looks like they’re just building golden toilets—and they ain’t for you.
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