The Empire Wears No Pants
A Sith Pope, a Space Mayor, and a Derby Horse Walk Into a Democracy...
If you thought last week’s news cycle was absurd, congratulations: the Republic has leveled up. Between the Jedi cosplay, dolphin distress signals, and actual conversations about invading Greenland, it’s getting harder to tell where the satire ends and the press releases begin. In this edition of the Coffman Chronicle Snarkitorial, the Constitution is n…
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