So this week, in what might be the most deranged episode of “Who Wants to Be a Dictator,” Donald Trump invited Laura Loomer—yes, the conspiracy queen of Twitter meltdowns—into the Oval Office. And instead of laughing her out like any sane administration would, he listened. She showed up with a binder full of paranoia and said, “These people are disloyal.” And the next day? Trump started firing national security officials like he was casting a reality show reboot of The Purge: West Wing Edition.
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Imagine being a 30-year military veteran, managing global cyber threats, and you lose your job because a woman who live-streamed herself getting banned from Uber handed Trump a scrapbook of fever dreams. This is what national security looks like now—Mad Libs with a side of fascism. It’s not “The Apprentice,” folks. It’s “The Authoritarian.”
And don’t forget who was in the room—Vice President J.D. Vance, National Security Advisor Michael Waltz, and a Commerce Secretary who probably thought this was a budget meeting. Instead, they got front-row seats to the official White House screening of QAnon Fan Fiction: Live from the Oval.
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This wasn’t about national security. It was about loyalty to Dear Leader. It’s never about competence. It’s not even about ideology anymore. It’s about whether you kiss the ring and retweet the propaganda.
They’re turning the intelligence community into a cult loyalty test. We’re watching a wannabe dictator swap out seasoned experts for sycophants and sycophants for influencers. Next week, don't be surprised if Trump makes Alex Jones Secretary of Defense and names Kanye West to the Joint Chiefs.
And they still have the balls to say it’s about “America First.” No, no—this is Ego First, Security Last.
So the next time they say, “Trump just wants to clean house,” ask yourself: Whose house is he cleaning, and what’s he replacing it with? Because if this is the new normal, America’s security is in the hands of meme lords, grifters, and the kind of people who think 5G gives you brain worms.
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