It’s always the Sharpie.
Yesterday, The Wall Street Journal dropped a bombshell: a salacious birthday card allegedly sent by Donald Trump to Jeffrey Epstein for his 50th birthday in 2003—complete with a nude sketch and a creepy dialogue about “secrets.” The card, reportedly framed in a drawing of a naked woman, bore Trump’s name signed in the exact spot where pubic hair would be. Subtle.
Trump denies everything. Says it’s fake. Threatens to sue Rupert Murdoch, NewsCorp, The Wall Street Journal, and probably anyone who’s ever owned a Sharpie. Trump has been known to doodle with Sharpies—whether it's adding fake hurricane paths or auctioning off scribbles for charity.
The letter—compiled by Ghislaine Maxwell in a leather-bound birthday album—includes dialogue between Trump and Epstein that reads like a Bond villain blooper reel:
“We have certain things in common, Jeffrey.”
“Yes, we do.”
“Enigmas never age… Happy Birthday — and may every day be another wonderful secret.”
Read between the lines, and it sounds more like a confession than a celebration.
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The Real Story Isn’t the Doodle
Here’s what matters: this card likely isn’t the only thing that exists. This looks like a warning shot from Ghislaine Maxwell. Trump’s wild reaction and legal threats suggest he's not scared of the card—he’s scared of what comes next. What else might be in that album? Who else contributed? And who handed it over?
If it were a hoax, why not ignore it? Why go Defcon-1 on Murdoch but not on Elon Musk—who publicly claimed Trump was protecting the client list because he was on it?
While MAGA Burns, Trump Screams “Russia!”
As the story picked up steam, the Trump administration trotted out Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard with a recycled press release blaming Obama for “Russia, Russia, Russia.” A last-ditch distraction play. But the truth is the letter wasn’t about Russia. It wasn’t about a conspiracy. It was about Epstein—and the very real connections that Trump now wants everyone to forget.
But he can’t sue his way out of this one. Because the DOJ has it. And if Maxwell gave it up, she’s not done talking.
Final Thought
Perverts exist. But this isn’t just about perversion—it’s about crime. It’s about secrets. And it’s about power. Trump didn’t just sign a birthday card. He left his fingerprint in a criminal scrapbook.
And if you believe he’ll release the Epstein files… you probably also believe tariffs aren’t taxes on working Americans.
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