ICYMI: DOJ, AI, and Other Toys for Wannabe Dictators
Short takes on America’s longest-running horror show.
Alright, fellow masochists of democracy, gather ‘round. In case you’ve been hiding from the news like a sensible person, here’s a reminder that the clowns are still running the circus and setting it on fire while they count your money. From billionaires saying the quiet part to authoritarian cosplay at the DOJ, it’s been a banner stretch of hypocrisy, hubris, and the usual whiff of fascism. Let’s wade through the muck together.
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Short take: Thiel Throws Democracy Under the Bus
In a delightfully dystopian moment, billionaire Peter Thiel told The New York Times that democracy is “too slow” and that we need elite, tech-powered rule. Translation: “Let us rule, peasants!”
🚨 Peter Thiel Just Said the Quiet Part Out Loud
In a recent New York Times podcast interview, billionaire technocrat Peter Thiel pulled back the curtain—just a little—on the ideology guiding his decades-long mission to reshape American power. What he revealed wasn’t a vision of progress. It was a blueprint for control.
Short take: Noem Uses DOJ as Her Personal Twitter Handle
Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem and Trump threatened to prosecute CNN for the heinous crime of reporting on an app that shows where ICE is operating. Because in their world, free press = terrorism. Nothing says “law and order” like screaming at journalists.
Kristi Noem Threatens DOJ Crackdown on Free Speech Over ICE-Tracking App
They’re not just coming for immigrants. They’re coming for the people helping them.
Short take: AI Provision? No, It’s Just Another MAGA Trojan Horse
Tony Michaels rips open the OBBBS AI provisions—what appears to be shiny innovation is actually a backdoor for surveillance and political intimidation. The real target? You. Yes, you.
Short take: Diddy Found Guilty—No VIP Pass This Time
Sean “Diddy” Combs was convicted on two counts. No more celebrity treatment—though you can bet Trump is taking notes for his own future legal acrobatics. Sometimes justice remembers to show up, even to the VIP section.

BREAKING: Diddy Found Guilty on Two Counts—But Escapes Racketeering and Sex Trafficking Convictions
Short Take: Will Trump Pardon Diddy? Spoiler: Probably
The inevitable question: Will Trump fire off a pardon to rescue his buddy Diddy? If history is any guide, yes—because nothing says “law and order” like using presidential power to save your rich, famous friends.
Bottom Line
So there you have it: billionaires sneering at democracy, wannabe authoritarians slobbering over the DOJ, AI as a surveillance toy, celebrity justice staggering along, and Trump keeping the pardon pen warm. The only thing more predictable than this parade of hypocrisy is the fact that they all think we’re too tired to notice.
Stay mad, stay loud, and don’t let these ghouls gaslight you into thinking any of this is normal. Because it isn’t, and that’s exactly the point.
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The Republicans want us to believe this is a culture war with Democrats, but nothing could be further from the truth. This is a full-up class war that has been on a slow burn since the early 80s and is now exploding. As Mary Trump's book title says, for the morbidly rich , it is Too Much and Never Enough. The morbidly rich believe, and I will paraphrase Steve Jobs, creating jobs for people is all the give-back to society that is required, REALLY. You could say the same for indentured servitude or the company towns of two centuries ago. Capitalism is failing us, but democracy will die if we try to save it.
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