Walmart’s favorite myth is that they’re “job creators.” Oh sure, they bring jobs—jobs with wages so low, they have instructions in the breakroom on how to apply for welfare. That’s not a business model; that’s corporate panhandling. And who’s paying the bill? You are, through taxes that fund the social safety net Walmart refuses to.
They crush mom-and-pop shops, grease politicians to dodge taxes, and squeeze their suppliers dry. Then they call it the American Dream. Newsflash: It’s only a dream because they put you to sleep while they rob you blind.
And let’s not forget the anti-union propaganda videos—basically bootlicking tutorials—shoved down their employees’ throats. Why unionize when you can just “lick the boots of capitalism,” right? They don’t want workers thinking they deserve fair pay; they want them grateful for scraps.
This isn’t capitalism. It’s a billionaire-controlled racket where they profit off your desperation and then sell you garbage made overseas by exploited workers. And the kicker? When Trump slapped tariffs on Chinese goods, Walmart didn’t just pass the cost on to you—they jacked it up even higher and laughed all the way to the bank.
So, next time someone says, “Walmart’s good for America,” ask them: “For whose America? Because it sure isn’t mine.”
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