MAGA v Elon Tech Bros: When you realize the guy building rockets for billionaires doesn’t care about your backyard BBQ. Musk didn’t buy Twitter for free speech—he bought it for his speech. MAGA got played, and now the tech bros are muting them.
So let me get this straight—MAGA folks are finally figuring out that Elon Musk and the tech bros don’t actually like them? Well that took you long enough! Did you think the guy building rocket ships to moved to space was gonna stop by your trailer park, have a beer and talk about Jesus? Please. Musk’s idea of ‘helping the common man’ is forcing you to pay $8 a month for a blue checkmark. ‘Free speech’ my ass—he’s just charging you for the privilege of being ignored.
And let’s talk about this immigration thing they’re now killing each other over. MAGA wants a wall; Musk and his billionaire buddies want work visas. Why? Because somebody’s gotta build their Teslas and write their code. Duh! And let’s face it, Steve from Ohio isn’t learning Python because Steve too busy arguing about drag shows on Facebook.
Here’s the truth: the tech bros used you and Steve. They used your anger to get themselves tax cuts, deregulate their industries, and cozy up to dictators in China and Russia. While you were chanting ‘America First,’ they were making deals to hand over your white jobs to overqualified underpaid foreigners. MAGA didn’t drain the swamp—no—they just made it big enough to fit their Fleet of mega yachts.
And now all of a sudden you’re mad at the tech bros, huh? Good luck complaining on twitter—where Elon owns the mute button. Turns out the only thing they’re ‘building back better’ is their own bank accounts.
Welcome to the system, folks. You’re not in it—you’re under it.
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